What’s The Funniest Name For A Boner?


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Season Three of “Guy Code” is almost here! We know you can’t wait for the gang to return, because where else are you gonna learn all the lessons a guy needs? But today, we actually want to learn something from you…

On the season premiere (January 15 at 11/10c on MTV2), one of the topics discussed is boners, which can make guys either proud or embarrassed depending on the situation, and can make guys chuckle in every situation–specifically with funny nicknames. We want to know the hilarious phrases you use to describe ‘em.

To get you started, here’s a list of our favorites:

McStiff the Crime Schlong

Rise Hard with a Vengeance

The Washing-bone Monument

Heavy D & the Ballz

Forrest Pump

The D Train

Sam Salami

The Wild Hog

Two and a Shaft Man

Arnold Schlong-enegger

Kurt Co-bone

The Longest Yard

Log-In Account

The Big Lebowski

Breakfast at Stiff-any’s

Totum Pole Tommy

Jack Reacher

What’s your best nickname for boners? Tell us via Twitter, Facebook or email.

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RG Daniels (@RGDaniels) is a comedian, writer, and former Knicks fan/current Nets fan in Brooklyn, NY.