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Season Three of "Guy Code" is almost here! We know you can't wait for the gang to return, because where else are you gonna learn all the lessons a guy needs? But today, we actually want to learn something from you...
On the season premiere (January 15 at 11/10c on MTV2), one of the topics discussed is boners, which can make guys either proud or embarrassed depending on the situation, and can make guys chuckle in every situation--specifically with funny nicknames. We want to know the hilarious phrases you use to describe 'em.
To get you started, here's a list of our favorites:
McStiff the Crime Schlong
Rise Hard with a Vengeance
The Washing-bone Monument
Heavy D & the Ballz
Forrest Pump
The D Train
Sam Salami
The Wild Hog
Two and a Shaft Man
Arnold Schlong-enegger
Kurt Co-bone
The Longest Yard
Log-In Account
The Big Lebowski
Breakfast at Stiff-any's
Totum Pole Tommy
Jack Reacher
What's your best nickname for boners? Tell us via Twitter, Facebook or email.
+ Watch new episodes of "Guy Code"every Tuesday starting January 15 at 11/10c on MTV2
