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Back in March, Nick Offerman ("Parks and Recreation" star and proud owner of People magazine's "Sexiest Mustache") decided that he'd had enough of Twitter. Even though 97,000+ followers depend on his tweets for laughter, the actor wanted a simpler life:
Twitter was a mistake. I'm leaving it behind and going outside to look at nature, then use my hands to make something. Join me. Goodbye.
— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) March 24, 2012
Of course, everyone with a Twitter account occasionally promises to spend less time on Twitter. We never do, because we're all deeply sick. But Offerman actually meant it. He didn't tweet a single time between March 24th and today, when he sent out this photo...
Also here is a mahogany axe I'm carving. twitter.com/Nick_Offerman/…
— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) December 12, 2012
Looks like he found something outside to make with his hands after all. Women spend nine months bringing a baby to term; Nick Offerman spends the same amount of time bringing a wooden hatchet to term. Which is the real miracle of life? That question answers itself.
