Last week, Damien Lemon answered a fan's question about whether a guy can get a lap-dance from an exotic dancer... if a friend is dating her. He concluded that it's a bad idea, but if you're gonna do it, you gotta tip big--or else "you're disrespectful and you're cheap."
We detect a hint of sarcasm:
Discretion is the better part of valor:
If he's getting a lap-dance from a different stripper...
Now that's enthusiasm:
You date a stripper--you don't marry one: