Today’s Dumbass: Man Arrested For Trying To Get Wife Addicted To Meth

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When you’re in a relationship, you spend a lot of time going to dinners and movies with your significant other. But sometimes, it’s good to have your own hobbies.

A 20-year-old man from Bremerton, Washington has been charged with assault for putting methamphetamine into his wife’s cigarette without her knowledge. Apparently she’d been giving him a hard time about his  meth addiction, so–in an effort to calm her down–he tried to trick her into realizing how much fun it is.

Obviously, the wife started freaking out after she smoked the cigarette. The idiot husband told her what he’d done, and then admitted to police that it was part of a “15-step plan” to get her addicted. We don’t know what the other 14 steps were… sprinkle meth onto pizza? This guy isn’t exactly a master strategist like Walter White.

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