Is Your Ex-Girlfriend As Psycho As This Guy’s?

Photo: Austin Police Department

Every dude has that one girl in his past who belongs in a padded room, where she can do no further damage to either him or society. For Ryan Boyd of Austin, Texas, that girl appears to be 22-year-old Elizabeth Segundo McClain, who–according to police–stalked him post-breakup (calling up to 750 times per day), ran over his mother with a car and then texted, “How’s life LOL.”

Oh yeah, she also allegedly put sugar in his gas tank. Not exactly marriage material. More like “run, run as fast as you can.”

Boyd’s mother is expected to live, so at least his unhealthy relationship doesn’t have a body count. But it got us wondering: Who’s the craziest ex-girlfriend of them all?

We want to hear your horrifying tales of love gone mental. (The more traumatic, the better.) Send them to us via Twitter, Facebook or email, and we’ll post our favorites later this week. Hey, it’s cheaper than therapy.

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