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Photos: Cathedral Licking Diary, Photobucket, Volusia County Jail, Daily Mail
A few times each week, Guy Code bloggers highlight idiotic actions in a series titled "Today's Dumbass." It's not self-righteous because these people really are jackasses (see above, right) who've exhibited uniquely terrible judgment, if only for one fleeting moment. They're not all criminals, by the way, because it's not criminal to be a dumbass.
It was a competitive field this year, but we've separated the dumb from the extremely dumb from the extraordinarily dumb. And now we present them to you and at the end, ask you to vote for biggest dumbass of them all. Think long and hard. These people did not.
1. Hulk fan who painted himself with Military-grade green paint
Photo: Daily Mail
2. Teen who reported his drug-induced dream to police
Photo: Volusia County Jail
3. Slovakian kids who tried to smoke and set ablaze a 14th century castle
Photo: AFP
4. Woman who ran over her husband because he didn't vote
Photo: ABC15
5. Student who was hospitalized due to butt chugging
Credit: Sean Murphy via Getty Images
6. Guy who knowingly sold weed to his former parole officer
Credit: Florence County Detention Center Photo
7. Brit bloke who's licking all 64 Anglican cathedrals in UK's borders
Credit: Cathedral Licking Diary
8. Man who (allegedly) porked his pig
Credit: Ulet Ifansasti/Getty Images
9. Drunk burglar who cooked a steak and ate Klondike bars while homeowner slept
10. Teacher who staged a fake execution of his students
Credit: Kingsport Times
Vote For Your Favorite Dumbass
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