Back in March, Robert Wilkinson posted a video to YouTube of him in a police car, drunkenly wailing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" as cops drove him to jail. He became an Internet hero and racked up nine million views, all of which he deserved for his epic performance, along with a Grammy Award for lifetime achievement:
Wilkinson's contempt for the justice system wasn't a one-time event. The Canadian man, who chose to represent himself in court--always a brilliant legal move--showed up to his sentencing hearing in (what else?) a horned Viking helmet and a NASA t-shirt. No surprise he was found guilty and punished with a $1,400 fine.
Luckily, he received $1,000 from Tru TV for its show "World's Dumbest Criminals," so he only needs to make up $400. Perhaps he should auction off this shirt on eBay: