Donnell Rawlings And Damien Lemon Riff On Black Friday

The best part about this week is cramming turkey into your face. The worst part is realizing that you have to buy Christmas presents soon. For a lot of eager shoppers, that means waiting in line at 4:30 a.m. for Black Friday deals.

But Donnell Rawlings and Damien Lemon don’t buy it. First of all, they both object to the name itself. (Donnell suggests “African-American Shopping Day” as a replacement.) And besides, Damien knows the merchandise is all “horrible stuff.” But if you must go stand outside a Wal-Mart for the stampede, they have some advice that could save your life.

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