The best part about this week is cramming turkey into your face. The worst part is realizing that you have to buy Christmas presents soon. For a lot of eager shoppers, that means waiting in line at 4:30 a.m. for Black Friday deals.
But Donnell Rawlings and Damien Lemon don’t buy it. First of all, they both object to the name itself. (Donnell suggests “African-American Shopping Day” as a replacement.) And besides, Damien knows the merchandise is all “horrible stuff.” But if you must go stand outside a Wal-Mart for the stampede, they have some advice that could save your life.