Best Nude Celebrity Photo Leaks Of 2012

2011 was a banner year for nude celebrity photo leaks–pretty hard to top Scarlett Johansson and Amber Rose–but some of our favorite starlets still came through big time this year too. Maybe the naked photo game was stepped up because everyone figured the Mayans or Incas or Nostradamus were right about 2012 and the world would end? So #YOLO let’s SEND ALL THE SEXTS! Or, maybe it was just that our lives are becoming increasingly reliant upon digital media and our personalities are even more dependent upon validation from sharing said media? Whatever the case, it means things are only gonna get better for horny Hollywood watchers out there! Starting right now, with our list of the best naked celeb pics of the year.

7. Rihanna


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Rihanna got a massive new under-boob tattoo this year, and she tweeted out a photo of it, with her arm effectively obscuring our view of her nipples (take note, Gaga). But! There’s a small, darkened area that gave us hope. We studied it like homicide detectives scanning microfiche headlines for some clue, any clue, but we just could not reach a conclusion as to whether it was a shadow or nip action. But when it doubt, the male brain assumes nip, so, COUNT IT!

6. Lady Gaga


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Well, look at that, Lady Gaga makes the list for the second consecutive year. We don’t know if she meant to completely miss with her nipple arm-bar in the photo, taken by master of high-end smut Terry Richardson, and we don’t think Gaga cares, either way. After all, she posted the photo.

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5. Octomom


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Just admit it, you’re curious. Octomom did a solo porn video earlier this year, and obviously nobody actually bought it because nobody buys porn anymore, and obviously none of you actually took the time to seek it out on the tubes, because your tube time is bizness time and that means you can’t be bothered with such nonsense. Luckily, there were plenty of screencaps online. Check it out. You know you want to.

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4. Alison Pill


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Alison Pill, the unassuming actress from HBO’s “The Newsroom,” had a nude photo leak in the most unassuming way possible: she accidentally posted the offending pic on Twitter. Hilarious! Why would you put a nude self-portrait anywhere NEAR Twitter? That’s like using one of those standalone ATMs in the back of an alley next to a dumpster. You know what you’re getting in to. The risks are readily apparent.

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3. Christina Hendricks


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Christina Hendricks doesn’t have breasts, she has heaving porcelain orbs beckoning you to get lost in all their milky (works on two levels) beauty. Some racy cell phone shots of hers were hacked and posted online, and the “Mad Men” star admitted they were hers…except for, conveniently, the topless one with no face (there’s not much room in the frame for anything but the pale jugs in question). You be the judge.

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2. Kate Middleton


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Is it totally skeevy that these were snapped by some troll hiding in the wilderness probably with ridiculous camouflage face-paint? Yes. Does that serve to make our “Prince William gets to slather lotion onto Kate Middleton‘s bare ass” envy-boners any less turgid when we view the pics? No.

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1. Olivia Munn


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How do you top a royal beauty? With sheer craftsmanship and astoundingly filthy captions (Butt play! Controlled violence!) that make the Tiger Woods sexts sound like a Jonas Brothers song. The crazy amount of effort that went into these–the outfits, the lighting, the setting up of the tripod, the posing, the thinking of the captions, the adding of the captions via Photoshop–demands that the collection be admired. Oh, and Olivia Munn‘s immaculate body helps, too. What we’re saying is, these photos beat all the nude celebrity photos, forever and ever. They cannot be topped. But ladies, feel free to try in 2013.

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“The Big & Best of 2012: A Year End Celebration Presented by T-Mobile” goes LIVE at 12 p.m. ET on 12/12/12. Watch at BigAndBestOf2012.com for eight hours of live performances from stars like Bruno Mars and Miguel, surprise guest appearances, prize giveaways, special editions of “RapFix Live,” “Big Morning Buzz Live,” “MTV After Hours,” “You Oughta Know” and much more!

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