It’s Not Thanksgiving Until Your House Burns Down


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You can roast a turkey in the oven next Thursday like every housewife in America, or you can cook your bird the manly way: in a deep-fryer than might or might not immolate you and your loved ones. Go ahead and ignore your insurance company’s warnings — they don’t know the first thing about good eatin’ anyway.

Take it from these guys:

And from these guys:

And from a bunch of other guys, via our friends at COED.

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