Fantasy Picks & Chicks Week 10: Choosing Fantasy Starters By Their Ladies

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Instead of racking your brain with deep statistical analysis, why not make your fantasy picks based off their corresponding fantasy chicks?

When it comes to fantasy football and fantasy women, guys make sure to study their selections. And while these fantasy players might be in our league, their women certainly aren’t.

Eric Decker vs Lance Moore

Decker has caught 46 passes for the Broncos this year, but his biggest grab was off the field: smoking hot singer Jessie James. He’s averaging 12.61 fantasy points per game, and while Jessie is a definite 10, pretending to be supportive of her music career has gotta be a downer. So let’s give her a nine, for a combined score of 21.61.

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Lance Moore is known for running the nine route, averaging 8.79 fantasy points a game, but off the field it’s nothing but 10s for him with girlfriend Jessica Burciaga.

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I’ll give her an 11 for a grand total of 19.79.

Winner: Eric Decker

Tony Gonzalez vs Rob Gronkowski

Gonzalez is in his 16th year as an NFL starter, and he’s still averaging 9.19 fantasy points per game. Some credit his diet and conditioning, but I’m pretty sure his fountain of youth is amazingly hot wife October Gonzalez. A 10 would be an insult to this babe, so she gets an 11.5 to bring their combined couple score to 20.69.

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Rob Grownkowski has been able to avoid a sophomore slump by putting up 12.25 fantasy points per game, and by being linked to bodacious beauty Bibi Jones (real name: Britney Maclin). His touchdown dances and her adult-intended entertainment come together for a very entertaining couple.

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Bibi Jones is a 10 in every guy’s definition. With Rob’s fantasy points, they haul in a score of 22.25.

Winner: Rob Gronkowski

If you need help deciding your fantasy football match-ups, tweet @greenroomshow early in the week and I’ll include them in this week’s column.

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Sean Green (@greenroomshow) is a standup comedian and podcast host living in Los Angeles