If you're in the trunk of someone's car, it's probably a bad situation. Like a kidnapping or a poorly planned road trip. Even if that someone is a friend just messing with you, no good can come of it, as Lil Duval discovered when 2 Chainz packed him up like human luggage (and then stole his watch) in the "Hip Hop Squares" studio lot. Always insist on the driver's seat, or shotgun at the very least, because you can't trust anyone with this much power.
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