Bud Light Releases Lime-A-Rita, Code Breaker!

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The holiday season is upon us. From now all the way up to New Year’s Day, it is high tide for big nights and good times. You know the drill: sharp clothes, new kicks, trip to the barber shop and the girl you met last week with a smile that can melt platinum. The last thing on the list is what to bring. We applaud those generous enough to buck up and purchase a keg. However, most will go the other way and the choice can be daunting. You don’t wanna look cheap, but you don’t wanna be the guy with the beer no one can pronounce. Well, we can’t help you pick your poison. What we can do is steer you away from the wrong choice or, simply put, a Code Breaker! We’d like to introduce you to Bud Light’s Lime-a-Rita…a margarita that’s awkwardly packaged in a can.

Look, for all we know this is the most delicious beverage to hit the shelves since liquid chocolate ecstasy. However, if you’re looking to not be known as the canned margarita guy at every party in the future, then we suggest staying away. Men can drink margaritas. Preferably, not the frozen kind with a twirl straw, but that’s cool once in awhile. But men CANNOT drink a margarita in a Bud Light can. That’s all kinds of male violations. You might as well  just crack open a wine cooler and put on some pink shorts.  Do you really wanna pick your date up, then arrive at the party with a case of Lime-a-Rita hoisted on your shoulder? We didn’t think so.

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RG Daniels (@RGDaniels) is a comedian, writer, and former Knicks fan/current Nets fan in Brooklyn, NY.