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No matter how many times you shake at the urinal, occasionally a drop gets loose. (Yeah, yeah, Good Charlotte sang, "Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself," but that's preferable to the Stain Of Shame.) No big deal if you're at home by yourself; if you're at the office or a party, however, that dark circle has just become your worst nightmare.
Like with the common cold, there are no instant solutions--but you can ease the discomfort with these tips...
If your boss isn't watching you like a hawk, or if there's no bathroom line at the kegger, the best method is to lay low for 10 to 15 minutes while the stain air-dries. Should anyone ask where you've been, just explain that you had Chipotle for lunch. Universally understood.
Dabbing your pants with tap water is the classic knee-jerk response, but unfortunately it makes the stain look even more noticeable. And besides, it's transparent. Nobody will believe that the sink magically exploded; they'll just assume you need adult diapers.
With enough friction between your pants and your fingers, you can make the stain fade a little. This is best attempted in the privacy of a stall, however, or else you'll wind up in police custody like Fred Willard and Pee-wee Herman. (Or, shall we say, "Pee-wee Herman." Ha! Ha! No, we shall not.)
Sometimes the electric hand dryer is low enough to funnel its warmth toward your groin. Otherwise, you'll have to perform a handstand to get your crotch at the appropriate level. And you probably don't want your hands touching a public bathroom floor.
If you're wearing a sweatshirt or jacket, you can tie it around your waist, but this looks just as obvious as splashing water on your lap. A book or magazine works better... just be aware that everybody will picture you reading on the toilet. (Whether that's embarrassing or awesome is a matter of personal taste.)
Wear dark pants, buddy. No one will ever know the difference.