15 Guys Excited to Buy Condoms For Hurricane Sandy

As Hurricane Sandy’s 75 mph winds approached the East Coast Sunday night, prompting government officials to declare a state of emergency, residents stocked up on necessary provisions: flashlights, batteries, canned food, blankets, ice, candles, and… we’ll let this guy explain the rest:

Nick wasn’t the only person on Twitter who included condoms in his survival kit. (Some only included them.) To honor these heroes of preparedness, we’ve selected the best–or at least the funniest–prophylactic tweets of Frankenstorm 2012:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We’re sure that Mayor Bloomberg appreciated the previous tweet–but perhaps he should pay attention, because apparently the condom supply is dwindling…

And when that happens…

Bad idea, unless this really is the end of the world. Stay safe during the storm, guys… in more ways than one.

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Marty Beckerman (@martybeckerman) is the Associate Editor of Guy Code Blog