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Out with the old: Grand Theft Rondo, Ron Artesticles, Boom Boom Pau, Chris Kaman Your Pants, Dance to Thabeet, Nashed Potatoes and McGrady, The Count of Monta Ellis, Diaw-rrhea, Maggette & Meatballs, Gay Love Sessions, Yao Know What I Ming, Redick in a Box, Durant Durant, Love Shaq, Shot of Jamison and You Can't Curry Love. And in with the new. A few months ago we had a lot of fun curating and brainstorming the 36 best fantasy football names of 2012 and now it's time for some fantasy hoops wittiness. (If NHL commish Gary Bettman is telling the truth, you won't see a fantasy hockey post anytime soon.) They're vulgar, plays on pop culture, clever and probably inspiration for your own squad, so let's get to it after the jump(shot) in no particular order.
2. Dion Waiters, Please
4. Unibrow Beatdown
5. Wake & Blake
7. License To Ilyasova
8. Ezeli as 1, 2, 3's
9. Fab Melodrama
10. Okurtober Fest
11. Michael Kidd-Gilchrist Our Savior
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15. Business Rasual
17. Hold the Mayo
19. Head-on Collison
20. Kidd Gloves
21. Temporary Linsanity
22. Apocalypse Noah
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23. The Granger Zone
24. Gym Tan Landry
25. Rose Before Hoes
26. North by Northwestbrook
27. Oscar Meyers Leonard Weiner
30. Hinrich Maneuver
31. Deng Girl!
32. Harrison Barnes & Noble
33. Austin Rivers Runs Through It
35. Andrew Bynum in Bulk
36. Seed of Stuckey
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