‘Guy Code’ Sneak Peek: How To Hide A Woody

Every guy has been there. It’s time to stand up in front of people. You might be feeling shy, but your manhood certainly is not. Your crotch is ready to f***, fight or sing the national anthem. How do you keep it from ruining your day?

This is the stuff they should teach in school, “Hiding Woodies 101.” Until they rewrite the seventh grade curriculum, Chris Distefano is here to tell you not to worry, it’s not your fault. It happens to the best of us. On the subway, in line at Chipotle, in the frozen foods aisle–yeah, that was one hot mom. Here are some tips to mask that sucker like a champ. We predict a jump in bjorn sales everywhere.

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