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For eons, men have feared losing their hair. It sucks. We don't care whether you still have a flowing mane or have the Michael Jordan going on, balding is the one thing that us dudes struggle with. We're sure LeBron James and that cummerbund he calls a headband to hide that receding hairline would agree. Thankfully, there are a few hot chicks out there that can rock the baldie and look super hot doing it. No, we're not talking about Sigourney Weaver and Demi Moore. Just because they had a cue ball on their shoulders didn't make them hot. We dug up some of the hottest bald chicks around that make us not feel all so bad about losing our hair.
Amber Rose
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This bald headed chick nabbed both Wiz Khalifa and Kanye West (along with a host of other dudes we will never know about). Amber Rose epitomizes the "Bald is Beautiful" sentiments and doesn't make us feel bad about losing our mane due to old age. Now, if we can only figure out what this baby that her and Wiz created will look like...
Natalie Portman
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When Natalie Portman began sporting the baldie, we all gasped initially. Then we cocked our head to the side and said to ourselves, "Hey, she doesn't look too bad with a baldie." Seriously, it looks pretty good on her cute face. As long as she doesn't rap ever, ever, ever again we're good.
Belladonna
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Don't know who Belladonna is? Google her. Wait, on second thought, if you're at work, don't. Wait until you get home and have your laptop all to yourself with no children around.
Solange Knowles
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It's gotta be hard being Beyoncé's kid sister. However, Solange has carved her own lane as the artsy-fartsy, slightly eccentric younger sister. The baldie on her struck us as cute and with her older sis being handcuffed by Jay-Z, we'll "settle" for Solange Knowles.
Grace Jones
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Ah yes, the original baldie. Grace Jones' fierce physique and equally fierce facial features had us aroused and scared she'd rip our head off at the same time. The album cover for Island Life had us hooked though. When you have a body like that you can wear a damn moose head on your shoulders and we wouldn't care.
Megan Fox (Not Really)
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Megan Fox is friggin' hot. We could care less about her acting ability (or lack thereof). This little picture floated around the net on April Fool's Day as some kind of joke. But we didn't really see Megan Fox as a hot bald chick as a bad thing. It could have actually worked for her. We wouldn't mind shining her dome.
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