Chris Distefano Needs Better Dance Moves

For those who’ve been living under a rock and haven’t been watching this season of “Guy Code,” every man has a Susan Glenn–that perfect girl who got away. Comedian Chris Distefano recently opened up about his Susan Glenn, “Puerto Rican Jenny.” After fantasizing about wooing her like “West Side Story,” he tried to bust a move for her at a school dance but ended up busting his hammy.

Distefano claims to have learned from the experience, but as the following animated GIFs prove, he still needs to work on his moves.

Weird T-Rex Hands

Freaky-Ass Thumbs

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