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It wasn't enough for Michael Phelps to win 22 Olympic medals (18 of them gold) and to cement himself as the greatest Olympian of all time, and one of the greatest athletes of all time, at age 27. No, just to make sure that every man on Earth wanted to both respect the s*** out of him and punch the s*** out of him, he has gone and nabbed a blonde model by the name of Megan Rossee.
And she's not one of those purposely ugly or gaunt models, or one of those budget "Internet models." Oh no. She is a legit super-hot model. Anyway, you know the drill -- drool over the pictures, grow a boner and an enormous grudge, yada yada.
Credit: MeganRossee.com
Credit: MeganRossee.com
Credit: MeganRossee.com
(We would've included even more pics, but not surprisingly her website has been down most of the morning).
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