Madame Tussauds Pours Wax On Robert Pattinson’s Wound


Photo: Madame Tussauds Hollywood

What is worse than having your girlfriend cheat on you? Having the entire world know about it, talk about it and analyze why she did it. What’s worse than that? Having Madame Tussauds place a huge bleeding heart, that looks like a cheap prom decoration, behind your wax statue and inviting all “unconditionally and irrevocably” heartbroken fans to stop by for encouragement through this difficult time.

That is the exact situation Robert Pattinson is currently living. After being cheated on by Kirsten Stewart and having to see the evidence plastered all over the tabloids, now the famous wax museum in Hollywood is making a mockery of it. No matter how much you like ragging on “Twilight” or RPattz, making a spectacle of the dude’s pain is definitely against the Code. Sure, the name of the place is “Madame Tussauds,” implying a lady runs the establishment, but we all know most companies are run by men. For shame, Mr. CEO of Madame Tussauds.

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Ryan McKee (@TheRyanMcKee) is the editor of Guy Code Blog and has shamefully seen all of the “Twilight” films.