Three squares, a free gym, cable — for some guys, life in the joint is an upgrade. That is not why Rodney Dwayne Valentine wouldn’t leave a North Carolina jail after his release. The 37-year-old had just finished serving two months and upon his release Saturday morning he asked cops to ride him to a local motel. They swiftly refused, so Valentine decided to just hang around. By that afternoon, he was arrested for trespassing. And so, now he’s in jail until his court hearing on August 9. On the bright side, think of how expensive it would’ve been to live out of a motel that long! Maybe Mr. Valentine has things figured out after all.