Meet George Brownridge. As you can see, he pleased 15 women for an entire day, after which the gals were understandably "exhausted and very satisfied." Dude's a machine! It's one thing to give a gaggle of gals a whole day of pleasure, it's quite another to be such an attentive lover during that time that they feel the need to broadcast it to the world. No wonder he rocks that commanding flavor-saver.
Unfortunately, it's just a classic mix-up, and Brownridge was not, in fact, guiding these 15 women on a one-day orgy that was so spectacular they could only do it once a year. Brownridge had merely arranged an annual holiday shopping trip for these women (who, based on the ad, maybe like shopping too much?).
After the ad went viral, the newspaper had to run this ad clearing things up:
Aw, so quaint! Seriously though, George over here needs to travel with the original ad in his wallet and flash that thing like it's a baby picture.