7 Sexy Examples Of Burger Porn


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Life is about pleasure: sometimes it’s a beautiful woman, sometimes it’s a fast car and sometimes it’s a mouthful of red meat. In America, there is no better meal than shoving a burger right into your face. “Guy Code“‘s Lisa Ramos and Melanie Igleasias know this truth. Pair it up with a side of fries and your brain will start lighting up like a pinball machine in a pitch black cave. We decided to jump around the Internet in search of the most tantalizing burgers. We didn’t just find the best pictures of meat. We found pictures of burgers that invited us to dive right in as we salivated over their curves. In other words, we found…Burger Porn.

Spicy Mistress


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This is one hot, sizzling mouthful of beef. Sink your teeth into this hottie and savor the flavor of this meaty bitch. There’s a lot of spice in this one, so you may wanna slow down once you break a sweat. Nice and easy…

The Ol’ In-And-Out


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Feast your eyes on these twins from In ‘n Out Burger and join in the fun. Your taste buds will explode all over the place from the very first taste to the final completion. Nuzzle right in to those beefy, juicy gifts from Heaven.

Naughty Nurse Fantasies


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It’s an all-out burger bonanza with the Triple Bypass Burger from the Heart Attack Grill. It seems like more than one man can handle, but imagine being surrounded by those decadent patties, diving right in, your eyes roll back and Cheeseburger Ecstasy is achieved.

Windy City Heater


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Lick your lips for the cheeseburger at Au Cheval in Chicago.  Feel those juices run down your chin and fingers as you dominate your meal.  Chicago knows how to satisfy you and this burger will send you home smiling and full of excitement.

Shackin’ Up


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The Shake Shack burger is moist and ready to go.  Lick those lips as you feel all that tender goodness in your hands, squeezing all that flavor into your mouth. You’ll never want another burger after thrusting your tongue into this scrumptious little number.

Group Slider


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Big things come in small packages and that’s how to perfectly describe the White Castle slider.  It’s an American classic begging to be dominated by your lips.  Those soft, little buns with a delicious piece of meat nestled right in are exactly what you crave.

Dirty Bird


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Who said all burgers must be beef?  Certainly not us. This tantalizing turkey burger is an exotic departure from the usual.  Consider it the burger next door, the one you can’t take your eyes off of as it sits drenched in flavor.  Go ahead, take a peek and fantasize wrapping your hands and lips around that mound of Heaven.

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RG Daniels (@RGDaniels) is a comedian in Brooklyn.