Ask any guy to describe his kind of “good ass night,” and you’ll probably get some crazy R-rated material that you can sell to the sex-obsessed women at Cosmopolitan. If you’re looking to cash in on dudes’ dream-night fantasies, though, don’t ask Kevin Hart. In this season two sneak peek of “Guy Code,” premiering tomorrow at 11/10c on MTV2, Hart talks about his idea of a “good ass night” and, we have to admit, it is pretty dirty. Dirty as in pretty freakin’ gross, that is. Hart has a pretty interesting routine for pleasing himself when he comes home sore from football practice, and it makes him feel so good that he sometimes forgets to shower and goes right to sleeping like a baby. Get your mind out of the gutters, guys, because it’s probably not what you’re thinking.