6 More Presidential Quotes For Miley Cyrus Tattoos

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Miley Cyrus got a Teddy Roosevelt quote tattooed on her left forearm. We quite honestly can’t even believe she knows who he is, let alone that she’s familiar with one of his speeches. It’s quite an inspiring quote, too (I guess nobody gets UNINSPIRING quotes inked onto their skin permanently): “So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.”

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But it just doesn’t…fit. So we came up with six presidential quotes that would’ve made more sense on Miley’s skin.

1. To remind her of the confusing old days when she traveled both as herself and as her alter ego Hannah Montana: ”I’ve now been in fiftyyyy…seven states…”  — Barack Obama

2. To commemorate the time Justin Bieber Punk’d her: “Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” — George W. Bush

3. This one could’ve helped in the wake of her salvia bong video controversy: “It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.” — Bill Clinton

4. Salvia again: “I’m not a crook.” — Richard Nixon

5. Salvia, one more time: “Party honesty is party expediency.” — Grover Cleveland

6. The inspiration behind “Party in the USA“: “Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits.” — Thomas Jefferson