16 Ridiculous Pool Floats That You Need RIGHT NOW

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The other day we brought you 20 dogs straight chillin’ in pools and today with great pleasure and longing we present the most ridiculous and awesome pool floats for human people. Chances are the $91,000 Aquatic Pod Suite pictured above is juuuuuuust a bit outside your price range. Still, there are plenty of affordable, awesome pool floats you can enjoy after the jump.

A giant cockroach: Imagine the fear you could cause

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This motorized float will help you reach the pinnacle of laziness

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We’re pretty sure this bad boy isn’t sold in stores

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You’re gonna need a bigger pool

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Destroy your sucker friends who have to fire back using water guns sold separately

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Nom nom nom!!!

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A giant seesaw, which clearly you would dive on to launch your buddy as far as possible

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Amount of fun you could have slightly outweighs the likelihood of drowning

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Perfect for dates or staycations

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Perfect for … pool parties!

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The pool serves as a moat so all you need is an alligator for your very own protected island territory

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Not the most technically impressive, but … Little Officer Ramrod reporting for duty!

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Jam through waves on the inflatable water propeller when it goes from design to suped up standard float

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Supervisor/fit mom not included

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