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Charlie Sheen is the next President of the United States. Did that sentence scare you? If you have a brain, it probably did. But don't worry; the actor is merely playing the POTUS in the upcoming film "Machete Kills." The Robert Rodriguez-directed film is the sequel to "Machete" and follows the title character as the U.S. government requests his help in taking down Mexican drug cartel leaders.
Maybe some political blood runs in Sheen's family. His father, Martin Sheen, did play the President in "West Wing." We can already guess what the actor's campaign slogan would be: Winning.
Imagining Sheen in the White House got us to thinking about more of our favorite celebrities who should never run for public office. The following four stand out as the names who'd be most out of place as public servants.
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
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Don't get us wrong; we love Snooki. She's our favorite little meatball! But if she ever won a position in public office we're pretty sure happy hour would be a 24/7 event and she would institute mandatory tanning hours into the workweek. Although, she does speak what's on her mind so maybe we'd have an honest politician for once--albeit one that's not exactly fit to run the country.
Justin Bieber
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The Biebs is Canadian so he could never be President in the first place. But he's really on the list because he called the Sistene Chapel the Sixteenth Chapel. It's almost as bad as Sarah Palin saying she could see Russia from her house.
Taylor Swift
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Our national anthem would undoubtedly change to a song about hating Joe Jonas and John Mayer.
Lady Gaga
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She's already causing protests overseas so she wouldn't exactly improve our foreign relations. Plus, Mother President doesn't exactly have a ring to it.
