FINALLY! Remember how you were just saying, “What the electronic music scene really needs is a ditzy socialite to come in and shake things up”? Well, it’s happening. Paris Hilton has recently announced that she’s going to be making her debut as a DJ at the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Not only that, she’s set up a whole tour in support of her house music album! This is going to be great! DJs have a hard enough time defending themselves as “artists,” and Paris Hilton getting on the decks is only going to make things worse. Hopefully, she’ll get tired of this really fast and we can just add it to the “list of crazy things Paris Hilton thought she could do well,” which already includes singing, acting and pornography.