Have you seen that ESPN commercial where some mopey white dude named Michael Jordan constantly disappointing people because he's not THE Michael Jordan? It's funny. A solid 6 out of 10, which is damn good for a commercial.
We bring it up because it's the life anyone named Beavis must be also leading (and anyone unlucky enough to be named Butt-Head). Instead of sharing a name with a basketball great though, they share a name with one of the most dim-witted cartoons ever drawn. Still, you know when these Beavises show up for a restaurant reservation the hostess is bummed they're not a cartoon in a Metallica shirt.
We don't want you to ever have to suffer that same disappointment. So we've compiled a list of a bunch of real people named Beavis, which will keep you from being sad when you deliver pizza to someone named Beavis and it's not this guy.
Paul Beavis, British session drummer with a great smile
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Scott Beavis, sailor from New Zealand with camera shyness
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Lee Beavis, British boxer with a brutal right hand
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Julian Beavis, some sort of business man in New Zealand
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Ian Beavis, some sort of business man in America
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Elise Beavis, Youth Olympian from New Zealand with impressive curls
Christine Beavis, rally car driver with nice, uhh, wheels
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Samika Beavis, British hobnobber with a boyfriend who knows a prince
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