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Ron Babcock imagines the discussions behind pop culture's funniest photos in Concocted Conversations.
Stylist: Jessie, I am sooo sorry I’m late. The traffic was just terrible...uh, what are you wearing?
Jessie J: Since you were late, I decided to dress myself. Don’t you just love it?
Stylist: Jessie, we talked about this. You're not allowed to dress yourself anymore.
Jessie J: But I feel so free!
Stylist: You look like a speed skater for the slut Olympics.
Jessie J: I'm OK with that.
Stylist: You're going to a dinner for charity. At least put on some pants.
Jessie J: Never!
Stylist: Do you have something against pants? Honestly, did pants do something to you? Maybe to your father?
Jessie J: You're my stylist. Can't you recognize true style when you see it?
Stylist: Just because you're famous doesn’t mean you get to dress like an idiot.
Jessie J: Think again bitch.
As she exits, Jessie J grabs a red rubber boot and wears it as a hat.
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