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Clutch Cuts is our morning edition of the best of the web, a diversion from work or something to get you through those hazy minutes between waking up and actually doing something productive. You'll find viral videos, sports, music, ladies, weirdness and miscellaneous nonsense.
Above: Emma Stone...with a beard. From a gallery of the 20 Of The Creepiest Female Celebrities With Beards. On the creepy to funny continuum, it's pretty freaking creepy.
More smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs
No comment. This is perfect. (Happy Place)

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This guy's first attempt at Parkour
He's pretty much a natural. (CollegeHumor)
Craziest big-wave surfing wipeouts of the year
Recognizing the best near-fatal wipeouts of the year. (GrindTV)
Big dog has standoff with himself
This is the canine version of DeNiro's "You talkin' to me?" scene in "Taxi Driver." (Tastefully Offensive)
20 things you probably shouldn't fix with duct tape
We respectfully disagree: Duct tape can fix anything. But this is worth consideration. (BuzzFeed)

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