Clutch Cuts is our morning edition of the best of the web, a diversion from work or something to get you through those hazy minutes between waking up and actually doing something productive. You'll find viral videos, sports, music, ladies, weirdness and miscellaneous nonsense.
Above: Rihanna covers Elle magazine's May issue.
Stephon Marbury gets a statue in China
The reviled former New York Knick led the Beijing Ducks to a Chinese Basketball Association championship. Moral of the story is, if you try and fail, go dominate a league with inferior players and then get a statue. (Yahoo!)
"Don't Stop Believing" sung by the movies
As a whole, it's better than some karaoke we've heard.
Drake's re-Bar Mitzvah
Credit: Amanda Edwards/Getty Images
Kindergartner brings his stepfather's heroin to school for show and tell
The stepfather is grounded. (Reuters)
Credit: Lehigh Valley Live
11 Musicians who overcame disabilities