Today’s Dumbass: Alicia Silverstone Bird-Feeds Her Kid [Video]


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And “disgusting” doesn’t even begin to describe it. Alicia Silverstone is one of those hyper-vegans who think they’re in touch with Mother Earth like some special Hollywood breed of Na’vi. What this actually means is she’s weird as f***. Case in point, from Gawker via Buzzfeed: Silverstone posted a video on her lifestyle website showing her chewing up food and then spitting it into her baby son’s mouth. Like a giant bird.

Would you like to hear what the food was? It was at least some pureed baby food that was already mushed up to begin with, right? Oh. It was “miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon.” Ya know, just your standard all-American breakfast! Isn’t that the Grand Slam #2 at Denny’s?

Alicia, here’s a Pro Tip: If “SNL” has already done a sketch (a recurring sketch, no less!) about it, that means YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. Watch the video if you want to violently bludgeon any memories you had of Alicia’s unattainable hotness in “Clueless” and those Aerosmith music videos.

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