
Credit: The Smoking Gun
There was a time when you could just appear in porn and not worry about anyone you know ever finding out. Some might say it was a better time, but it was certainly a simpler time. The Age of Innocence...the age before internet.
But now, all it takes is one measly Google search by one of your pervy pubescent students, and your double life as a secret public fornicator on Sexbot.com is revealed. That's what happened to 31-year-old California middle school science teacher Stacie Halas, according to The Smoking Gun, and so she is Today's Dumbass.
When Halas wasn't teaching kids about things like thrust and organic matter, she was vigorously thrusted with organic matter on camera as Tiffany Six. We're not sure why she didn't just try to cover it up by saying it was a hands-on lesson in anatomy and biology and physics for her Continuing Adult Education class.
Shockingly, since the discovery Halas hasn't lost her job but was merely placed on leave. We wonder why the principal is being so lenient....
Also, mad props to the enterprising and/or horny students who uncovered this mystery. They're making America safer for our youth.
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