Beef Alert: DMX Hates Everything About Drake

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Yesterday morning DMX was on New York’s Power 105 giving the internet what it really wants: hilarious DMX quotes, among them being things like, “I don’t even know how to use a computer,” “My d*** stay hard when I’m sleeping” and “You’d be surprised what can be considered a drug.” The most hilarious and random is his hatred of Drake.

DMX barked, “I don’t like anything about Drake. I don’t like his voice, I don’t like what he talks about, I don’t like his face, I don’t like the way he walks, I don’t like his haircut. I might just…. Let me shut up. I’ll just stop right there.”

Whoa! That’s slightly terrifying! Can you even start beef with a Canadian? We thought they were beef-proof. At least Drake won’t have to worry about this battle making its way on to Twitter, since DMX is admittedly technologically inept. Though, considering X’s history, social media would be a nice safe place to air this gentleman’s quarrel, as opposed to the real-life option. If we could make any suggestions to Drake, we’d tell him to avoid dark alleys and anyone walking a pit bull.

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Watch DMX this Sunday in MTV2′s airing of the Hype Williams movie “Belly” at 9p/8c and again at 1a/12c.