Who needs pornography now that we have Twitter? Can you imagine that at one time it was difficult to get a girl to take her clothes off in front of a camera. Think way before “Girls Gone Wild.” Now, the girls take half-naked to whole-naked pictures of themselves personally and distribute them to everyone in the world for free. We don’t care if these ladies are 1/2 naked, 1/3 naked or 7/2 naked…. What? Don’t worry about it. Our point is that we’ll take nudity in any fraction we can get it. Yes, some of these pictures are a little blurry…or not properly framed. We feel that these are imperfections that we can overlook. People, let’s focus on what’s really important here: the skin!
Does Twitter have a sexy calendar yet? If not, we think all of the girls below should be considered for the first edition.
MISS TWITTER JANUARY–KIM KARDASHIAN
MISS TWITTER FEBRUARY–KATE UPTON
MISS TWITTER MARCH–JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
MISS TWITTER APRIL–APRIL FOOLS
MISS TWITTER MAY–BAR REFAELI
MISS TWITTER JUNE–KELLY BROOK
MISS TWITTER JULY–EVA AMURRI MARTINO
MISS TWITTER AUGUST–COCO T
MISS TWITTER SEPTEMBER–PAULINA GRETZKY
MISS TWITTER OCTOBER–SHERA BECHARD
MISS TWITTER NOVEMBER–ADRIANNE CURRY
MISS TWITTER DECEMBER –LEANN RIMES