Who needs pornography now that we have Twitter? Can you imagine that at one time it was difficult to get a girl to take her clothes off in front of a camera. Think way before "Girls Gone Wild." Now, the girls take half-naked to whole-naked pictures of themselves personally and distribute them to everyone in the world for free. We don't care if these ladies are 1/2 naked, 1/3 naked or 7/2 naked.... What? Don't worry about it. Our point is that we'll take nudity in any fraction we can get it. Yes, some of these pictures are a little blurry...or not properly framed. We feel that these are imperfections that we can overlook. People, let's focus on what's really important here: the skin!
Does Twitter have a sexy calendar yet? If not, we think all of the girls below should be considered for the first edition.
MISS TWITTER JANUARY--KIM KARDASHIAN
MISS TWITTER FEBRUARY--KATE UPTON
MISS TWITTER MARCH--JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
MISS TWITTER APRIL--APRIL FOOLS
MISS TWITTER MAY--BAR REFAELI
MISS TWITTER JUNE--KELLY BROOK
MISS TWITTER JULY--EVA AMURRI MARTINO
MISS TWITTER AUGUST--COCO T
MISS TWITTER SEPTEMBER--PAULINA GRETZKY
MISS TWITTER OCTOBER--SHERA BECHARD
MISS TWITTER NOVEMBER--ADRIANNE CURRY
MISS TWITTER DECEMBER --LEANN RIMES