It was no small task, but Grammys host LL Cool J seamlessly transitioned from the somber--the death of legendary singer Whitney Houston--to the rest of the show and the many rousing, ridiculous performances.
From Chris Brown's troupe of women carrying penis-shaped ballons to an unexpected colonoscopy advocate to Katy Perry's and Rihanna's charged performances (and don't miss their canoodling), it was an awesome show. Naturally, we watched with an eye toward capturing the best GIF-able moments and present them to you after the jump.
Ozzy Osbourne, ironically a crusader for men's health, would like you to get a colonoscopy!
Just Chris Brown and his entourage of women carrying phallic balloons
From inside his portioned window (bottom left), Bruno Mars reacts to Adele winning Best Pop Solo
Katy Perry and her crew of male dancers run in place after she rips Russell Brand and promises that her fireworks (boobs?) will never be dimmed
Everyone enjoys Glen Campbell's "Rhinestone Cowboy" except these two women who remain seated and tap feverishly on their smartphones
Taylor Swift beats her eyebrows, confirming that she's an adorable but possibly naughty country girl
Rihanna flashes a sexy pose while Bon Iver walks by on his way to the stage
New York Giants receiver Victor Cruuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzz does the salsa