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One of the few fringe benefits of being a blogger, besides getting to sift through GIFs all day in your underwear, is finding yourself at overblown media events with free drinks and cheese cubes. This week, AXE held just such an event to launch a new line of body sprays, which includes its first female scent. The night was capped off with a surprise performance by Fabolous, which at first struck us as completely random. But then we realized pairing rappers with deodorants is only natural--they're always sweating balls onstage and don't want smelly balls for the after-show groupies.
Since Fab already staked his claim with AXE, we've matched 10 other rappers with the deodorants we think they should start hawking.
Jay-Z & Old Spice
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Jay-Z is gonna be 60 when his daughter turns 18. Yep, he's the old dad.
Eminem & Speed Stick
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What's speedy, white and leaves an irksome residue? Eminem is the Speed Stick of rappers!
Drake & Dove
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Despite his recent beef, we know Drake's a dove at heart. Plus, he's gotta be clammy under those heavy wools.
Kanye & Cool Water by Davidoff
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Kanye needs the most expensive deodorant we could find.
Nicki Minaj & Secret
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Is that sexist? It's, at least, ironic--since Nicki Minaj keeps no secrets.
Lil Wayne & Ban
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After all, Lil Wayne was banned from society for eight months back in 2010. So what if it's a lady's deodorant? See, we're not sexist.
Tinie Tempah & English Leather
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We have no idea what the deodorant or actual English leather smells like, but Tinie probably does since he's British.
Rick Ross & Gillette
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Maybe the good people of Gillette can hook Rick Ross up with some razors while they're at it.
Will.i.am & Sure
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As in, "Meh, sure."
Das Racist & Arm & Hammer
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Das Racist's satirical, social consciousness brings to mind revolution, much like the Arm & Hammer logo echoes freedom factions of the past.
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