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Lauren La Bella's abs are homemade and she's proud of it. Before you gorge yourself on festive holiday platters, take a moment to chew on Lauren's advice on maintaining a nice figure. You can check out her bod when her and the Philadelphia Passion take on the Baltimore Charm this Friday, Dec. 2 at 10/9c on MTV2.
If you could deep-fry anything what would it be?
Nothing. Come on people, fried food is so bad for you and guys it's not attractive to have a big ol' gut, so put down the fried Oreos and Twinkies and go to the gym!
What body part are you most proud of?
My "cuts": obliques/stomach because unfortunately I was not just born like this; it takes a lot of hard work in the gym and eating healthy.
Who's your favorite NFL player and why?
Vernon Davis. I believe he's hands-down the best tight end in the NFL. He can block and run right past you--he runs a 4.3 40-yard dash!
I'm a tight end, and people ask what position I play, their response is always, "Oh, I see why." If I ever got to meet him I would definitely like to use that corny line so many men have used on me!
What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?
"I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel." I nearly laughed in the guy's face.
The best pick-up line?
"How much does a polar bear weigh? ... Enough to break the ice!" I don't know why but I think because it's so stupid and cute at the same time.
Favorite beer or drink?
When I am drinking, I love skinny girl margaritas or vodka with club soda, and don't forget the lime.
If you could be one cartoon character, who would it be?
Wonder Woman. She is strong, super sexy and can hang with the guys.
You're on death row, what's your last meal?
Only if it's from my mama's kitchen--homemade pasta and meatballs.
Who's your favorite member of Wu-Tang?
What's one word or phrase that should never be spoken again?
I hate the term, "It is what it is."