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Victoria's Secret aired its 2011 fashion show Tuesday on CBS. As usual, some of the most amazingly beautiful women strutted down the runway wearing the most ridiculous, sexy Halloween costumes...OK, they weren't Halloween costumes, but they totally could've been. In true Victoria's Secret fashion, there were lots of fancy wings, and even more skin. If you're not familiar with the fashion show, it's not what you'd expect. It's less of what you see in the catalog, and a lot more like what you'd see if you ate mushrooms, then looked at the catalog. Plus, everyone's really close to being naked. Kanye West, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj and the guy from Maroon 5 showed up to give performances, turning the whole event into the most awesome party ever. Since you weren't invited, we've provided this gallery of our favorite girls from the runway.
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There's a little Black Swan/Hot Topic/Metal Chick thing happening here and we're huge fans of it.
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Until we saw this photo, we didn't know we had a weird thing for Uncle Sam or the Mad Hatter.
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Hey, Adam Levine. Turn around. There's two really hot chicks behind you. And they're almost naked. Never mind.
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Yo' model's so fat, she need two small umbrellas to keep the rain off her butt.
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Nicki Minaj to her stylist: "I want to look like Lisa Frank threw up, then Rainbow Brite rolled around in it."
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Lacey doilies usually scream "grandma," unless they're wings attached to an incredibly sexy model.
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Is she dress as a Hindu goddess?
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We doubt carpet wings will fly very far.
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"Oh, hey girl, what I was sayin' back in that dressing room? I's just playin'. I mean, unless you're actually down for it. You know I'm Kanye West, right?"
