Genius Ways To Use

Have you been to yet? If not, go! Click around, laugh a little, then come back here. OK, you’re back. Welcome. Now that you’re familiar with the site, we thought it would be helpful to give you a few ideas of what to do with it. It’s the holidays after all; we’re in the giving spirit. Let’s do this.

1. Prank call a hip-hop radio station as Lil Wayne

Go online and find the phone number to your local hip-hop station. Call them up and in your best old white man voice say that you’re Lil Wayne‘s lawyer and your client would like to talk to the DJs. It’ll work. Once you’re on air it gets even simpler. Instead of saying hello, just click the middle Wayne. Answer any question with the third Wayne. And if neither of them work just hit the first Wayne. They’ll just think Weezy’s really stoned.

2. Record a new Three 6 Mafia Song

This thing’s got three clips from DJ Paul and four from Juicy J. That’s enough to lay down a Three 6 Mafia track. Who knows, maybe it’ll win an Oscar.

3. Make a beat with rapper laughs and grunts

If you took all the laughs (Diddy, Jadakiss, Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, Young Jeezy) and grunts (DMX, Drake, E-40, Gucci Mane, Jay-Z, Kanye, Biggie, Pusha T, Rick Ross) from this board, turned them into a beat and then had Jay-Z put a verse over it, it would instantly become the dopest rap song is the history of the world. Guaranteed.

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