LFL Trash Talk: Marirose Roach Loves Her Sexy Ham Hocks

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She’s only 5-foot-4 and 135 pounds but her powerful legs account for most of Marirose Roach‘s body, Philadelphia Passion‘s star running back. Coming off a freakish, five touchdown performance against the Tampa Breeze, the outstanding runner is inspired by a legendary NFL running back who likewise used to make opposing defenders look like total fools. Marirose and the 2-0 Passion will strap ‘em up against the Baltimore Charm on Nov. 18 at 8/7c on MTV2.

Who’s your favorite NFL player and why?
Barry Sanders. Do I need an explanation? He’s my idol.

What body part are you most proud of?
My Ham Hocks (aka big ole thighs) because they enable me to run hard and fast.

What’s the worst trash talking line you’ve heard in the LFL?
“We’ve got our Roach Spray!”

What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

The best pick-up line?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

If you could be one cartoon character, who would it be?
Speedy Gonzales because no one can catch him and he always saves the day.

You’re on death row, what’s your last meal?
A Del Frisco’s steak. That guy from “Law Abiding Citizen” knew what was up!

Favorite beer or drink?
Anything with alcohol in it!

What’s your favorite Bill Murray movie?
I still want a proton pack! “Ghostbusters.”

If you could deep-fry anything what would it be?
Gross! Nothing.

Who’s your favorite member of Wu-Tang?
Ol’ Dirty Bastard! RIP.