Everyone loves a good holiday and the parties, food, days off and booze that comes with it. Our friends over at GuySpeed wrote a hilarious post on national days that should be real holidays. Looking over the National Day list they linked to, we realized there are some national days that should never have widespread celebration.
Be Nasty Day
They say nice guys finish last, but d***** bags are dumped, fired and more likely to be punched in the face.
Virus Appreciation Day
Let us just break out the champagne to celebrate our computers shutting down and not restarting, waiting on hold for 45 minutes while tech support tries to figure out what’s going on, paying $300 for repairs and being computer-less for two weeks. We think not.
Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
If you want chronic vomiting, diarrhea, tape worms and to ingest rat feces then we say go for it!
Bad Poetry Day
Have you ever been on a hot, smelly New York subway car cramped like sardines at rush hour? Now imagine half the car recited bad poetry and you still had six more stops before yours. Now you're making that same "about to vomit" face that blond lady is doing.
Tell A Lie Day
As if April Fool's Day wasn't enough, Tell A Lie Day is just three days later. The best part is you didn't know about Tell A Lie Day--because your friends have been lying about there not being one. You own up to a joke once it's over on April Fools' Day, but no one owns up to a lie unless they're caught. That girl who texted you about "herpes," that lab partner who "forget" to tell you about the test and that best friend who "doesn't know" why all your booze is gone--is any of it real? There's no saving grace "April Fools!" afterward, so you may never know.