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Why have a balanced meal when the lights are about to go out? That's L.A. Temptation center Natalie Jahnke's approach to a last meal on death row. A candy junkie, Natalie rattled off about a dozen different sweets and all of them made us want Halloween candy. And speaking of Halloween, it sounds like Natalie's already got her costume picked out.
You're on death row, what's your last meal?
Candy! Candy! Candy! Laffy Taffy, Sour Patch watermelons, Caramellos, Rolos, Red Hots, Snickers, Reeses and WarHeads. If the sugar won't kill me, I guess the Po-Po will.
If you could be one cartoon character, who would it be?
Ariel from "The Little Mermaid." She got to live under the sea and on land, and got to wear the sexy bra top and swim with Flounder. Not to mention, she married the knockout Prince Eric! Did I mention her dad also has a Magic Stick?
What body part are you most proud of?
My feet! They are the most beautiful pair in the world. Especially because of how much I am on them. From workout to work-ins, they are pretty spectacular.
Favorite beer or drink?
Blue Moon. And an over-poured glass of red wine. There's nothing like wine therapy.
What's the worst trash talk you've heard in the LFL?
"Bitchassness." Chicago started calling us that. It sparked a huge PR stunt and we ran with it. We made T-shirts that said, "We got your Bitchassness." We played them again two weeks later in the playoffs, went on to beat them and win the Lingerie Bowl!
If you really wanna talk trash, you have to dig deep. Do some background research: ex-boyfriends, pets that died, current boyfriends, family problems, something of that nature would be applicable. Looking forward to dishing it out this season.
What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?
"So, ah, I hear you're the center for the L.A. Temptation. Can I be your quarterback?" Come on, where is the originality?
The best pick-up line?
"I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk."
Who's your favorite NFL player and why?
Brett Favre, when he played for the Green Bay Packers, is my favorite player. When he went to the Vikings, my heart was broken. He led his team when there was no morale left; he was the driving force behind the Green Bay Packers.
If you could deep-fry anything, what would it be?
Honey mustard. I'm a huge fan of honey mustard. I could eat tubs of it. The deep-fried breading would just be a plus.