Chael Sonnen Is The New Ultimate Warrior

Which two fighters beat Anderson Silva for more than one round in the UFC, plead guilty to money-laundering charges and were banned for a year from fighting for doping.

Sorry, trick question. There is only one. The undisputed king of “Is this guy joking or insane?” Mr. Chael Sonnen. Unfortunately, most of the promos for Sonnen’s UFC 136 fight against Brian Stann have been, “Nice guy, we’re friends, we’re professionals, blah blah.” Luckily, you can still get him going on Silva, like this gem from last week: “You tell Anderson Silva I’m coming over and I’m kicking down his back door and patting his little lady on the ass and I’m telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it.”

Sonnen seems like a personality from ’80s pro-wrestling. In fact, if you watch Ultimate Warrior‘s promotional videos, the two seem oddly similar. Is Sonnen this generation’s Warrior? We believe the rigorously researched, peer-reviewed Venn diagram above answers that question insanely well.

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