Happy National Coffee Day, Half-Naked Baristas [Photos]

Happy National Coffee Day! However, if you’re like us, every day is Coffee Day. It is the fuel that keeps us going. It’s the only thing that gets us past the night before, and allows us to make our co-workers think we’re totally awake. The best way to get your coffee, in our opinion, is from your nearest shop, where someone who’s generally in a better mood will make it any way you like. If you live in Maine or Oregon, your coffee may even be served to you by a topless, or nearly topless, woman. If you live elsewhere, you’ll just have to go to your local Starbucks and stare at the following photos of sexy baristas on your laptop.


Tip well, she’s putting herself through college.
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Sexy Devil Barista? That’s a new twist on an old favorite.
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When the Hooters shut down, Janine was devastated. But she picked herself up by the implants and charged forward. She learned how to pull a shot of espresso and was able to use her talents while serving coffee.
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It must’ve been “Wear Your Kid’s Clothes To Work” day.
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Starbucks provides its employees with health insurance, but the bikini coffee shop provides its employees access to rich old men who will over-tip…allowing employees to buy their own health insurance.
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She’s getting year-round use of the “Slutty Maid” costume she bought back in October. That’s great.

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“The boss wants us to just wear these stickers now?”

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Top Photo via inquisitr.com