LADIES Marie Soto, exotic booty and beauty [XXL Mag]
In that order.
LULU Sample of Metallica and Lou Reed’s song “The View” hits the web [WGRD]
Available as a digital single next week and the full album drops on Nov. 1.
DOWNHILL Trike racing: fast and the furious [The High Definite]
A tricycle gang of 6-year-olds were hot on their tail.
MODERN NOSTALGIA Pagers and beepers [Holy Taco]
Beeper humor: 80085.
FIRE SAFETY Man demonstrates “scream, freak and jump” fire safety technique [TruTV]
It’s like “stop, drop and roll” only less effective and dumber.
SCARJO Nonhumans ScarlettJohanssoning [BuzzFeed]
If you got it, flaunt it, lime Teletubby.
WHACK The biggest pee wee football hit you will ever see [Guyism]
Perfect form tackle. Simply beautiful.