LADIES The Hawaii native is a new Superior Cage Combat ring girl [Cage Potato]
Doing her sexy mermaid impression.
WATCH OUT Office dodgeball Part 3–return of the Dahmer [WGRD]
Poor aim, but we’ll let it go because, hey, who else terrorizes co-workers with dodgeballs?
LIMITED BATCH Beyond Schweddy Balls: 10 discontinued B&J’s flavors [Mental Floss]
Get those Schweddy Balls in your mouth before time runs out.
DEEP-FRIED The dumbest fried foods (and the cities that love ‘em) [TruTV]
Deep-Fried Schweddy Balls?! (It’s way too much fun to say “Schweddy Balls.”)
GLOVES Ridiculous 600 lb. vs. 169 lb. MMA mismatch [Holy Taco]
Finally, watch a man run for his life after prodding an angry immobile giant.
POLL Who is the greatest “Star Wars” character of all time? [NextMovie]
We voted for the small, green, wise man, but he’s far behind.
GREEN Kickass Kicks of the Day: Adidas Superstar II Kermit the Frog Edition [Daily What]
Speaking of small, green wise creatures.