If you're familiar at all with Weird Al Yankovic's oeuvre, you know that his nickname isn't just clever--it's accurate. After all, this is a man who wrote a whole song about bologna. What we're saying is, that Weird Al, no matter where he finds himself, is almost always the strangest guy in the room. Almost! When we sat down with him recently, he told us a story about one of the very few times when he encountered someone even weirder than himself. Since the story involved a hillbilly, a water park and blank-faced, untalented children, we decided it would be a good idea to animate it. So here that is.